SYS/BRUTALI · BUILD 0xF4EE · STATUS: OPERATIONALUTC 11:42:39Z_LAT -0.6755 · LON -76.3950 · YASUNÍ // AMAZON BASIN

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Honey doesn't spoil. Archaeologists have found edible jars in 3,000-year-old tombs.//Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.//A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.//Bananas are slightly radioactive. So are you.//The Eiffel Tower grows about 15 cm in summer because metal expands in heat.//There are more possible chess games than atoms in the universe.//

Honey doesn't spoil. Archaeologists have found edible jars in 3,000-year-old tombs.//Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.//A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.//Bananas are slightly radioactive. So are you.//The Eiffel Tower grows about 15 cm in summer because metal expands in heat.//There are more possible chess games than atoms in the universe.//

STATUS: OPERATIONAL

WE MAKE CLOTHES FOR PEOPLE
WHO READ WARNING LABELS
FOR ENTERTAINMENT.

Gym anomalies. System failures. Manufacturing errors. Documented and released into the wild.

SHOP THE DROP →LATEST DROP

FIG. 1729 — TEE

FIG. 137 — TEE

FIG. 299792458 — HOODIE

//299792458$168

FEATURED · GYM ANOMALIES●

FIG. 1729 — TEE

//1729 · 320 GSM

1729 OVERSIZED TEE

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FIG. 1729 — TEE

1729 OVERSIZED TEE$68

FIG. 137 — TEE

137 GRAPHIC TEE$62

FIG. 299792458 — HOODIE

EVENT HORIZON HOODIE$168

//299792458480 GSM

FIG. 42 — PUMP COVER

42 PUMP COVER$58

ERRORS/0x7FFFFFFF

FIG. STACKOVERFLOW — BOTTOMS

OVERFLOW JOGGERS$124

//0x7FFFFFFF420 GSM

FIG. PI — TANK

//314159220 GSM

FIG. BANACH — BOTTOMS

BT-01 CARGO PANTS$188

FIG. UNDEFINED — HOODIE

FIG. POINCARE — HEADWEAR

RECURRENCE CAP$42

FIG. MAXWELL — OUTERWEAR

MX-D WORK JACKET$248

FIG. BERRY — TEE

FIG. HILBERT — ACCESSORIES

FIG. EULER — TEE

//e-271828300 GSM

FIG. ZENO — SHORTS

ZN-1/2 GYM SHORTS$72

//ZN-1/2260 GSM

FIG. FERMAT — TEE

//F-1637310 GSM

FIG. MOBIUS — TEE

MB-∞ LONG SLEEVE$88

//MB-∞330 GSM

FIG. SEGFAULT-TEE — TEE

//0xDEAD280 GSM

FIG. RUNTIME-SHORTS — SHORTS

RT GYM SHORTS$78

//RT-O(n)260 GSM

FIG. GLITCH-HOODIE — HOODIE

GL-0x1F HOODIE$174

//GL-0x1F470 GSM

SYSTEM/ISO-9001

FIG. ISO-JACKET — OUTERWEAR

ISO-9001 SHELL JACKET$228

//ISO-9001520 GSM

FIG. UTILITY-PANTS — BOTTOMS

SVC-12 UTILITY PANTS$168

//SVC-12400 GSM

FIG. SPEC-TEE — TEE

MIL-810 LONG SLEEVE$92

//MIL-810340 GSM

FIG. CARGO-SHORTS — SHORTS

CG-08 CARGO SHORTS$118

FIG. DENSITY-TANK — TANK

DENSITY TANK$52

//ρ-1.05240 GSM

FIG. 1729 — TEE

1729 OVERSIZED TEE$68

FIG. 137 — TEE

137 GRAPHIC TEE$62

FIG. 299792458 — HOODIE

EVENT HORIZON HOODIE$168

//299792458480 GSM

FIG. 42 — PUMP COVER

42 PUMP COVER$58

ERRORS/0x7FFFFFFF

FIG. STACKOVERFLOW — BOTTOMS

OVERFLOW JOGGERS$124

//0x7FFFFFFF420 GSM

FIG. PI — TANK

//314159220 GSM

FIG. BANACH — BOTTOMS

BT-01 CARGO PANTS$188

FIG. UNDEFINED — HOODIE

FIG. POINCARE — HEADWEAR

RECURRENCE CAP$42

FIG. MAXWELL — OUTERWEAR

MX-D WORK JACKET$248

FIG. BERRY — TEE

FIG. HILBERT — ACCESSORIES

FIG. EULER — TEE

//e-271828300 GSM

FIG. ZENO — SHORTS

ZN-1/2 GYM SHORTS$72

//ZN-1/2260 GSM

FIG. FERMAT — TEE

//F-1637310 GSM

FIG. MOBIUS — TEE

MB-∞ LONG SLEEVE$88

//MB-∞330 GSM

FIG. SEGFAULT-TEE — TEE

//0xDEAD280 GSM

FIG. RUNTIME-SHORTS — SHORTS

RT GYM SHORTS$78

//RT-O(n)260 GSM

FIG. GLITCH-HOODIE — HOODIE

GL-0x1F HOODIE$174

//GL-0x1F470 GSM

SYSTEM/ISO-9001

FIG. ISO-JACKET — OUTERWEAR

ISO-9001 SHELL JACKET$228

//ISO-9001520 GSM

FIG. UTILITY-PANTS — BOTTOMS

SVC-12 UTILITY PANTS$168

//SVC-12400 GSM

FIG. SPEC-TEE — TEE

MIL-810 LONG SLEEVE$92

//MIL-810340 GSM

FIG. CARGO-SHORTS — SHORTS

CG-08 CARGO SHORTS$118

FIG. DENSITY-TANK — TANK

DENSITY TANK$52

//ρ-1.05240 GSM

// 001

COLLECTIONS

THREE WAYS TO DRESS

CAT/GA · 01 OF 03

GRAVITY IS A SUGGESTION.

GYM ANOMALIES

For people who accidentally turned going to the gym into a personality disorder.

FIG. 1729 — TEE

FIG. 299792458 — HOODIE

FIG. 42 — PUMP COVER

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CAT/ER · 02 OF 03

DOCUMENTATION NOT FOUND.

ERRORS

Looks wrong. Feels right.

FIG. 137 — TEE

ERRORS/0x7FFFFFFF

FIG. STACKOVERFLOW — BOTTOMS

FIG. UNDEFINED — HOODIE

ENTER COLLECTION→

CAT/SF · 03 OF 03

HUMAN MAINTENANCE MODE.

SYSTEM FAILURE

In case civilization continues malfunctioning.

FIG. BANACH — BOTTOMS

FIG. MAXWELL — OUTERWEAR

SYSTEM/ISO-9001

FIG. ISO-JACKET — OUTERWEAR

ENTER COLLECTION→

// 002

BEST SELLERS

WHAT EVERYONE'S BUYING

FIG. 1729 — TEE

GYM ANOMALIES · CARBON BLACK

1729 OVERSIZED TEE

$68

FIG. 137 — TEE

ERRORS · OFF WHITE

137 GRAPHIC TEE

$62

FIG. 299792458 — HOODIE

GYM ANOMALIES · DEEP BLACK

EVENT HORIZON HOODIE

$168

FIG. 42 — PUMP COVER

GYM ANOMALIES · ASPHALT GREY

$58

GSM RANGE

220 – 560

COTTON

100%

SEAMS

REINFORCED

BUILT TO

LAST

// 003

NEW DROPS

FRESH IN, LIMITED RUNS

ERRORS/0x7FFFFFFF

FIG. STACKOVERFLOW — BOTTOMS

ERRORS · BLACK

OVERFLOW JOGGERS

$124

FIG. PI — TANK

GYM ANOMALIES · LIME

$48

FIG. BANACH — BOTTOMS

SYSTEM FAILURE · FIELD GREY

BT-01 CARGO PANTS

$188

FIG. UNDEFINED — HOODIE

ERRORS · GLITCH PURPLE

$158

// 004

WHAT YOU'RE GETTING

THE PARTS THAT MATTER

SPEC.01 · FABRIC

100% combed cotton

Ring-spun, OEKO-TEX certified. Soft on day one, softer at year three.

SPEC.02 · WEIGHT

220 – 560 GSM

From breezy tanks to hoodies that feel like jackets. We label every weight clearly.

SPEC.03 · FIT

TRUE TO SIZE

Measured at chest, hem and sleeve. Full size chart on every product page.

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001 Honey doesn't spoil. Archaeologists have found edible jars in 3,000-year-old tombs.
002 Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.
003 A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.
004 Bananas are slightly radioactive. So are you.
005 The Eiffel Tower grows about 15 cm in summer because metal expands in heat.
006 There are more possible chess games than atoms in the universe.
007 Sharks existed before trees did.
008 A cloud can weigh over a million pounds. They just float very, very slowly.
009 Your stomach gets a new lining every few days so it doesn't digest itself.
010 The shortest war in history lasted 38 minutes (Britain vs Zanzibar, 1896).
011 Wombat poop is cube-shaped. Nobody is entirely sure why.
012 There's enough gold in the Earth's core to coat the planet knee-deep.

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